Allure of the Classic

Juzi I pulled up to some party we were crushing with my ninja after a near death rendezvous in Westie. My guy had blacked out so he didn't  have a choice but to let me drive his W202 The place was littered with fine mama's until you are spoilt for choice which one you should beba. My pal Joe ushered us in and showed us a spot he had set up for us with drinks nini nini.

Since both me and my ninja were starving we grabbed some water and went looking for the kitchen. A man got to do what he got to do. We found our way there and there was this fine looking mama who looked like she had started her midlife crisis but hadn't gotten to menopause yet. Quick maths, She had to be the CS kitchen affairs so I played nice ofcourse. Corruption started in the kitchen. You have to know someone in the kitchen for you to get those good parts of the chicken. Joe came around and just laughed and went back to the spot.

So after we had sorted our tummies we joined him and his pals for drinks. Afew minutes later CS kitchen affairs joined us. So she was feeling this vibe. That idiot Joe ...."nice car you came with,what year is it?" Me..." it's a '99 limited edition....blablabla ...I hadn't even finished before the fool interjected. "I see you love your cars just how you love your women. ." That hadn't made sense to me so I asked. "How?"  Some pal of Joe's goes like. .."Old!"  Thunderous laughter.

To cut the long story short, I was roasted a good one that night but me and CS kitchen affairs still hit it off...I had to take one for the team either way.  On the real though theres   nothing wrong with dating an older woman infact its very advantageous and thrilling. Let me break it down for yall what a mature woman has to offer.

1.Confidence
Have you ever been to concourse d'elegance and seen how those vintage cars ooze out confidence?  They don't blend in they stand out.In the same way these mature women's confidence is demeaning. They will see what they want and go for it. They don't play games. They know their mettle and know exactly how they should be treated. If you don't make the first move she will.

2. Classy and self aware.
Have you ever seen a Peugeot 504 with after shop bumpers and skirts?  Ugly right? These daughters of God understand their bodies have gained some weight and experience over the years just like wine and understand to dress their bodies in an attractive way that compliments who they are. They are not doing it for swag or just because everyone else is wearing it. They have magazines with their body types and a tailor /designer on speed dial.they take extremely good care of their bodies, eat healthy foods go to the gym some also take yoga classes. Their hair is always neat and their nails are done regularly. Catch them dead looking trashy.

3. Experience
They have accumulated mileage over the years but are still fine like an aged brandy.she has been through alot and is very knowledgeable on life matters.She has her shit together and will help you get your own shit together if you are lucky. She will stop you from making wrong decisions and direct you to the right ones. She understand herself more and will make it easy for you to understand her too.Didn't I say these females know what they want?

4. Maturity

She will not throw tantrums and will tell you straight as it is rather than waste both your times. She doesn't have play around so you got to have your act right or get dropped.She won't complain about why you didn't reply to her messages or pick her call. Her conversations start with courtesy and they give you the respect you need . They won't call you out infront of your squad. She has been in the game more than you and knows all the rules.

5. Loyalty
She will be down on all fours for you if you down for her...I  mean she done seen it all she ain't trying to step out on you. She has a close knit circle of friends and  if she chose you then you are in luck you won't have to compete with other ninjas trying to smash . She will make you look like you are above them and in some cases elevate your status to match hers. She is a keeper! Don't  take That for granted though. If you abuse her loyalty you will face the wrath of her inner tiger...and in most cases its fatal ASf.

6.Emotional Independence

They want you they don't need you. She is not a crybaby. She will not call you to pass by the stores and pick up some paper towels. She will stand and she will deal. Nothing can break her. She has been through it all already and you just helping her enjoy the good days of her life. There's nothing a  bottle of good wine  and your bedroom presence wont fix.

7. Grateful
Just like my ninjas W202 has served him well for close to a decade now, they won't break down on you when you need them the most. Nothing you do for them goes unnoticed and unrewarded. They go out of their way to make you happy. They are grateful when other guys treated them like shit you came in like a knight in shiny armour and straightened their crown.

8. Financial Stability.
This is where most people get it wrong while dating older women. She doesn't need your money but you shouldn't use hers. You will still have to be the man in the relationship so go get your own money hers will save You in the rainy days. She has everything of hers taken care of. Off course she will spoil you rotten but its up to you to return the favour.You won't have to run into debt trying to please her though....didn't I say they are grateful?

9.Protective
She will guard against you like a cat. She doesn't give a damn what people will say about You. She will protect your image and never trash talk you no matter how full of trash you are. Dont get it wrong she ain't your mother so don't think she will babysit you

10. Good conversationalists.

You are never going to run out of things to talk about. Her conversations are contemporary. You will go from discussing cars to politics to the weather to business opportunities. She is an overflowing well of knowledge and other good things. She probably has very few close friends so get ready to be let in on office gossip and hairdos but apart from that she is cool through and through.

I know  They are many people against the idea of dating an older woman or have their reservations on the same but hey..the older the wine the better. Her features might have a little wrinkles and stretch marks but everything under the hood is functioning just fine...and yes the older they get the more they match your drive. Grab yourself a classic today.

Comments

Unknown said…
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Makhatso said…
Thank you Thank you
Unknown said…
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